Obligatory splash page with what could have
been a cute design by Sam Maxwell (who seems FINALLY to have gotten the
knack for drawing Princess Sally's face decently!)--I like the way she's
got hold of Sonic's necktie. Too bad it's once more obscured by the
wording. Note to the wireheads at Archie putting together www.archiecomics.com
[yes, come Sep. 1, 1997, they've officially got their own Website; see
also the Notes From The Net in
this issue]: how about putting together a gallery of JPEGs featuring the
splash art WITHOUT the words?
As our story begins the brown-eyed blue one
is supposedly instructing Tails "in the ways of speed," which makes him
sound like a cross between a Zen master and a drug dealer. Their
attention is drawn to a gray two-piece suit with a white shirt, striped
tie, and fedora. "What the heck is that?" Sonic asks; a fair question
coming from someone who's spent his career buck nekkid. Sending Tails
back to Knothole, Sonic follows the suit into a cave where he's engulfed
in a blinding flash and...
Let's Do The Time Warp Again! We look
in on a little Deco dance hall, the Wharf Side. There's a 1940's-era
Packard outside parked next to the late 1960's-model Batmobile so you know
when they say "Another time, another place" they're really saying "Well,
not any time or place in particular so I hope you don't mind if we fudge
the details."
Into this dive steps a certain "Ms. Acorn"
wearing a dress cut high up the skirt, low in the front, and strategically
in the seat to accommodate the tail. You know which tail I mean,
wise guy! It ALMOST works. Remember, we first met Sally when
she wasn't wearing anything in the world but a pair of boots, and in certain
poses her vest looks far sexier than the slinky number she's got on here.
The attempt to make her into a 40's bombshell doesn't work as a result:
More is definitely less in this case.
Of course it doesn't help that Manny Galan
is doing the artwork. Even setting Sally's clothes aside (maybe I
should rephrase that...Nah!), his Sally is not so much off-model as out
of proportion, especially when compared to Art Mawhinney's more definitive
Sally in the next story. And his Sonic hasn't gotten much better
since the "Death Egg Saga." After achieving such a resounding success
in defining the look of the Knuckles comics, why Galan was brought in to
do another Sonic story (where he's consistently demonstrated that he's
in over his head) I'll never know.
Enough with the harping, let's get to the
plot. Ms. Acorn joins Sonic at his table; he's now wearing the suit
of clothes, which looks more like a zoot suit than anything Bogart ever
wore. You Gen-Xers out there may have no idea as to the mystique
of the zoot suit with the reet pleat and the tuff cuff and the drape shape.
And I'm not about to go into that here. But I WILL point out that
Sonic also has spats on his sneakers. She tells Sonic that she knows
someone who can rid Mobius of Dr. Robotnik; all Sonic has to do is find
her "friend" Nicole, last seen at a slide factory in another part of town.
As Sonic juices toward the factory he pays
homage to Dick Tracy by talking to Uncle Chuck on his two-way wrist radio.
Once inside the factory he finds that the place has been searched; he also
notices "robot oil" all over the place (yeah, whatever). Uncle Chuck
informs him that there are still four bots in the area and Sonic is in
pursuit. The bots...OK, Manny, I'm trying to retain SOME good will
for the artist who created the look for Julie-Su the echidna; for THAT
I am ever in your debt. But WHY inna name of Fritz Lang did you cheap
out on the robots? I know, it was supposed to be a visual gag to
have the bots resemble R2D2 with limbs, Robbie the Robot from "Lost in
Space", and bulked-up versions of "Mystery Science Theater 3000"'s Tom
Servo and Cro (or is that "Crooooooooo"?). Why didn't you just throw
in the Tin Woodsman from "The Wizard of Oz" while you were at it?
Sonic beats up the bots and takes something away from Crooooooooo (or is
that "Cro"?) thinking it might be a clue as to the whereabouts of Nicole.
To the surprise of nobody who's a fan, what the bot was carrying WAS Nicole.
It's hard to tell because she/it has the habit of growing and shrinking
throughout the story: at some times she looks like a hand held, at other
times she's the size of a laptop.
Back at the club, Sonic delivers Nicole to
Sally just as a rather rotund presence makes itself known. No, it's
not Sidney Greenstreet; it's Dr. Robotnik dressed as...Dr. Robotnik.
I'd hoped for clothes that were a little more in the spirit of the story.
Anyway, the Fat Man tells Sonic that Ms. Acorn is "Princess" Sally, "the
leader of the rebellion," and Nicole contains the plans of all his research
facilities. Sonic starts trashing the bots until Robotnik offers
to do a retake of the Sally-being-fired-upon scene from "Taking The Fall"
and improving his aim this time. Sally fills in the blanks for Sonic:
after downloading info from the slide factory on Robotnik, she was interrupted
by the 4 bots. While getting herself away, she dropped Nicole.
Sonic grabs Sally and makes a dash for it anyway. While Robotnik
heads out of the club to give chase, we realize that Sonic and Sally were
actually still in hiding inside the club. With a getaway plane on
the way, the pair head down a secret passage under the bar. At the
airstrip, Rotor brings in the getaway plane (yeah, it's a Concord but what's
one more anachronism between friends?). Sally tries talking Sonic
into joining them. Instead of going their separate ways with a wistful
"Here's looking at you, kid," Sonic agrees to join the team.
Unlike "The Wizard of Oz" which was a color
film with black- and-white bookends, we now shift to the color ending of
this black- and-white story. Following Tails, Sally and the others
find Sonic staggering out of the cave and into the sunlight. However,
Sonic passes on the chance to say that he'd just had a weird dream, "and
you were in it, and you, and you..." Sally says that she'd heard
Sonic had "followed a leisure suit into the woods." Needless to say
there's a world of difference between a leisure suit and a zoot suit, but
given what Sally's wearing at this point (or NOT wearing, as the case may
be) she can be forgiven for not knowing the difference.
OK, here's one more film term: "High Concept."
The term High Concept refers to a kind of verbal shorthand used especially
when pitching a story idea. Here's a story description: "A former
member of a street gang on the Lower East Side falls in love with the sister
of the leader of the rival Puerto Rican street gang with tragic results."
You recognize the plot: "West Side Story." But here's the High Concept
description of the plot: "It's 'Romeo and Juliet' in Spanish Harlem."
The first I heard of "The Discovery Zone"
was as a High Concept description in one of the comic preview mags as "A
cross between 'The Mask' and 'Casablanca'." That description left
me anticipating this story about as much as I'm looking forward to my appointment
with the dentist next month. In fact, NEITHER of those rather diverse
films is very much in evidence here, thank goodness: "The Mask" can be
seen as inspiring the Wharf Side interior (and the loutish behavior of
the customer on page 4 panel 3), while "Casablanca" is vaguely echoed only
on page 16 in the airport scene. The Tom Rolston plot was really
rather routine if you look past all the anachronistic trappings.
This does not bode well for post-Endgame developments.
One other fan as much as said that the notion of the multiple zones that
were created when Robotnik's device went off would allow the writers to
come up with any hare-brained plot or glorified dream sequence they want,
with the excuse of setting it in some "zone." I can only hope that
this development will be temporary until the writers get their post-Endgame
bearings.
Yet having said all that, a Sonic treatment
of "Casablanca" might very well have worked if played straight. The
casting is right there: Sonic in the Bogart role as Rick, Sally as Ilsa,
Tails as Sam, Rotor and Uncle Chuck as employees of the bar, Antoine in
the Claude Rains role as the cheerfully corrupt Prefect of Police, Bunnie
as the chanteuse, Snively in the Peter Lorre role as Duarte, Robotnik as
Major Strasser of the Luftwaffe, and Geoffrey St. John as Victor Laszlo.
Of course the story would have had even more emotional kick if Sonic had
found himself in this extended dream sequence while still under the impression
that Sally was truly dead. He then would have been in the same predicament
that Rick was in in the film: to use the Letters of Transit to get him
and the woman he loved out of Casablanca, or to let her get on the plane
with her husband. In Sonic's case it would have been: to stay with
a dream Sally or to wake up knowing that she's gone. If this situation
ever occurred to Tom Rolston we'll never know.
Fan Art: We have a theme here: rabbit lips!
While Ambryice Biggs shows Bunnie with prominent lips, Noele Carballo demonstrates
how to use them. Austin Abbamonte draws "Ryu Sonic" based on some
fight game or other, I think it's the original "Street Fighter"; I'm waiting
to see a drawing of Bunnie, Sally, Lupe, Amy Rose, and Julie-Su as Sailor
Scouts. And the Names In Tiny Type Page: this month's award goes
to "Amanda 'Swiggy' McSwiggin (from Plymouth, MA 'The place with the rock')."
Hope the rest of the letter was that interesting.
Sally is so preoccupied with something that
she walks past Bunnie, Rotor, and Tails. Finding out you almost died
will do that to you. Her attention is on uplinking to one of Robotnik's
communication satellites to contact other Freedom Fighter groups.
Uh, Sal, you're thinking of a "conference call." She manages to reach,
among others, Knuckles and the Chaotix, Sealia Seal of the Polar Freedom
Fighters (last seen in Sonic #32, "Tundra Road", Part 2), Lupe and the
Wolf Pack, and some cute little anime character. Her purpose for
contacting them: to take two pages to recap the ENTIRE Endgame story arc.
As she goes on to warn them of the "alternate realities" (i.e., the new
"zones") she runs out of time on her calling card. End of story.
This story should have been titled: "Endgame
Part 5: Closure." There is a COHERENCY here that was sorely lacking
in the patchwork quilt that "The Big Goodbye" turned out to be. I've
long thought that the final page of that story should not have shown the
cast members in a disjointed "American Graffiti"-style ending; instead,
it should have shown the cast members standing around, dusting themselves
off, and asking one another if anyone had gotten the license number of
that truck. I would LOVE to know the history for this story.
Was this intended to be merely a transitional story, a bridge between Endgame
and the upcoming "Sonic: Brave New World" to which she alludes; or was
this story commissioned because of what finally happened to Endgame?
Did so many fans across the age spectrum react to the conclusion of Endgame
by saying "Huh!?" that Archie felt the need to clarify what had just happened?
I really don't expect anyone at Archie to answer that.
Ironically, Sally is the central character
here, and they even dusted off the old Princess Sally logo for this one.
Remember, it was originally Ken Penders' intent to truly render Sally living-impaired.
The idea was to shift the focus to Sonic and Tails, and away from Sally
and the other subsidiary characters created by DiC. To put it in
Biblical terms, Sonic must increase and Sally must decrease. Apparently
that strategy hasn't kicked in yet. Either that, or the "bring back
Sally" count was higher than Archie is willing to admit. Still, it's
nice to see Mawhinney back in top form after having to pull his punches
on page 26 of "The Big Goodbye."
Sonic-Grams: Promos for "Brave
New World", which I'm anticipating to see what direction the comic
is now going to take; and Sonic #53 which features
Knuckles and Julie-Su arriving in Knothole (perhaps for a double-date with
Sonic and Sally) and a back story featuring a couple of alternative villains
until such time as Robotnik finds his way back from wherever. Plus
Freddy demonstrates that the Archie crew is clear on the concept of "cut-
and-paste" after having demonstrated their mastery of the concept of "I
thought YOU were supposed to paste in the credits last issue!" Someone
with the nickname "Reptile" confesses to being a fan of Mobie the Cave
Whatchamacallit (why am I not surprised?); we learn that Sally's mom was
a chipmunk (probably NOT Brittany); Sonic wonders out loud why after two
letters in a row that touch on the subject everyone thinks he hates Knuckles
-- gee, I don't know, it might have something to do with all those fights
you used to have. Note from the Net: plug for Sonic
Firsts (vintage reprints). They must have LOTS of posts to wade
through at NftN because they don't give the e-mail address; they DO give
the address of the upcoming Archie
Comics Website. My guess is it could have been unveiled earlier,
but if they'd have done so during Endgame they might as well have used
the URL www.flame-us-mercilessly.com.